Reason of banning chewy gums in SG.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 @ 8:20 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
Malaysia..
He was having his coffee,
croissants, bread, butter & jam at the
hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing
gum, sat down next to him & started
a casual conversation.
Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat
the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia,
we only eat what's inside.The
crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into
croissants & sell them across to
Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on
his face while the
Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam
with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysia n (chuckling): "We don't.
In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds & other left-overs
in a container, recycle them,
transform them into jam, before we
sell it across to Singapore."
This time, the Singaporean
retorted : "Do you have sex in
Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear
protection?"
Malaysian : "Of
course! We wear
condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do
with the condoms once you've used
them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of
course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In
Singapore, the government secretly
puts
them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum
& sell them across to Malaysia,...
& ; ; ; that's the real reason why we
banned chewing gum in Singapore."
course! We wear
condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do
with the condoms once you've used
them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of
course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In
Singapore, the government secretly
puts
them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum
& sell them across to Malaysia,...
& ; ; ; that's the real reason why we
banned chewing gum in Singapore."
ROFL!
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